4 Year Holiday Called Engineering

20 Things common to all Engineering Colleges:

1. The Lecturers don't teach. The Students don't study. The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'Tea Stall' next to the college.
   
2. Rules are made to be broken.
3. Assignments, are made to be copied.
4. Deadlines are made to be extended.. Always!
5. Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.
6. The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.
   
7. The Lab Assistants are the most respected people (during lab exams).
8. Girls will always sit in the front rows.
9. Notes are to be taken only during exam time, and that too from girls for the sake of getting complete notes.
   
10. The Principal, is the person, most abused and insulted (behind the back).
11. Getting supplementary in Subjects is cool.
12. There is always a lecturer in the college who cannot speak proper English
13. Night out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.
14. The most important tool, the Brahmastra, is the chit, in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them (in most of the cases).
15. Getting answers ready in the Floppy Disk before the Computer Practical Exam is a must.
16. The Second Years are the ones with 'I am the DON-of-the-college' feeling.
17. The Third Years are the ones with the 'So-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues...
18. The Fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever... with no interest in ragging, pulling each other's legs, the b'day parties, the b'day bums et al which they enjoyed so much till now. All they want is a good placement and a '1st Class' tag attached to their memo.
19. The First Three Years are spent in cursing the college, the people there, the system et al.
20. But towards the End of the Fourth Year, people tend to feel nostalgic about the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years. Now the very system they disliked, the very Canteen they cursed, the time that they spent there, the b'day bums they suffered... all these seem like heaven to them.

So, true!
(Excerpt from Notes of a 6th sem subject. Original Author still unknown)